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A Thanksgiving Massacre

A Thanksgiving Massacre

The first time I ever witnessed an animal being slaughtered was when a friend’s friend butchered a Thanksgiving turkey—ironically named Thanksgiving. At the time, I was just about to begin training in kosher slaughter and was looking for any opportunity to learn about processing animals. The fellow doing the butchering—let’s call him John—had only done it once before. He wasn’t experienced, and things did not go as planned.

Fair warning: the next paragraph is graphic. If you’re easily upset, you may want to skip ahead.

John used a basic kitchen knife that hadn’t been properly sharpened. Having only ever watched YouTube videos, he made a poor cut to the bird’s neck. It didn’t release much blood or cause rapid brain death, and after several minutes of struggling the turkey was still very much conscious, thrashing in the kill cone in a desperate attempt to escape. At one point, Thanksgiving even managed to flip over inside the oversized cone and looked up at us with a disturbingly vacant expression while its neck hung open. We had to turn it back over, trying not to touch the gaping wound. John attempted a second cut, but it didn’t do much. After many long, agonizing minutes, the turkey finally died. It was a horrific experience for everyone—especially the bird. John felt terrible about the suffering he had caused.

In the end, the turkey was processed, but the ordeal could have been avoided with proper slaughter training. Truth is, most people in John’s position would have ended up in the same situation. A hundred years ago, butchering skills were passed down through families. Today, most Americans don’t even know how to carve a roasted chicken, let alone slaughter one.

If you fall into that group and want to slaughter your own animals, hands-on training is essential. Some small farms offer workshops or custom slaughter services, and local farming or homesteading Facebook groups are often the best place to find them. For those interested in kosher or ritual slaughter specifically, we offer top-quality training options on our training page.

Slaughtering your own animals takes work and isn’t for everyone. But for those with the ability and determination to learn, it can bring a deep sense of independence and connection to your food. Whatever path you choose, make sure you take the proper steps—so your next Thanksgiving doesn’t turn into a massacre.